Janet Miles

Ikea commercial. Woman is putting together a dresser. An older woman is watching her do it, and commenting. Dialog is paraphrased from memory, except the last line, which I'm sure I'm getting word for word.

Hm. Nice. Ikea ships those in flat packs, so you don't have to pay for air. Or those styrofoam bubbles. I hate those. [raps on top of dresser] Strong, too. And with the money you've saved putting it together yourself, maybe you can buy some new clothes to put in it. Go to a club, meet a nice man. Or woman. I don't judge.

Whoa.